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After high level talks with the Department of Good Times, Nirvana (RPM, Michelle’s) is pleased to announce the extension of DickSeeker and DickKeeper program. “ In these hard times it makes sense to support our loyal customers” -  says management. It’s a stimulus package that you won’t forget! 
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Happy Ending Massage Sydney

Happy Ending Massage Sydney

Pleasure and stress are linked in so many ways. When you’re stressed, you want to have less fun until the thing that’s stressing you out is complete, but when you have fun, you’re less stressed. That’s why jokes about uptight work bosses needing a good roll about in the hay always get a few subdued chuckles in the office – we know that orgasms are a great form of stress release. Here at RPM Sydney we know just how to get that release for you with Happy Ending Massage. Our sexy ladies masseuses are highly trained in the art of erotic arousal and can help you find the happy ending you’re after. Are you going crazy from the stresses of life? Come and try out our happy ending massage today!

What Is A Happy Ending Massage?

It’s exactly what you think. A happy ending massage is one which focuses on inducing deep arousal and intimate desire to climax in a release of manual tension. This release will result in intense relaxation and satisfaction.
If you’re looking for a massage that totally relaxes your body, mind and soul, happy ending is the way to go. This form is arguably one of the best forms of therapy due to its inclusion of the whole body – sexual and otherwise. Traditional massage therapies tend to focus only on major muscle areas to release ‘life’ energy, but erotic happy ending ones also pay attention to sexual energies. This balance makes Asian massages much more satisfying.

What to Expect From A Happy Ending Massage?

Happy ending massages start off like most other forms of Asian massage. Choose one of our stunning lady masseuses (pick from European, English, African, Chinese, Japanese and Korean). She’ll incorporate a mixture of traditional massage techniques and erotic styles to give you the ultimate happy ending experience. We recommend taking a thorough shower prior to the session because of the frequency of close naked bodily contact. Cleanliness will be something both you and your masseuse will appreciate. Plus, a hot shower will help you relax and relaxing will help you achieve that mind-blowing ending.
Your masseuse will start with a full body massage to help you relax. She’ll rub massage oils all over the back of your body, ironing out any knots and strained joints. Once you’ve entered a state of relaxation, your masseuse will ask you to turn over, so she can give your front a little bit of loving. This is when the “happy ending massage” will take a happy turn.
Your masseuse will begin to incorporate erotic massage styles, like sensually stroking up and down your body, and brushing her oiled naked form against yours. She’ll alternate pressure to get you to a state of full arousal. You’ll be brought to the edge of desire and taken back again, until you can take no more. The happy ending massage will be so teasing; you’ll be driven mad with lust. Our sexy masseuses are so skilled in this art that you’ll be kept in this state for at least 30 minutes. When your sexy massage therapist finally allows you to release your tensions, you’ll be subjected to intense pleasure that crashes in overwhelming waves through your body. All that stress you’ve been carrying for weeks will come streaming out of you, literally and metaphorically, and you’ll feel like a new man afterwards.